People to shoot - part, er, 5

Bit of a C list one here: Alison King

"Who?" I hear you yawn.

An actress on Coronation Street apparently. She's lost TWO STONE five months after giving birth, in 3 months actually because she had a C section. Good god, she peaked at 10 st 11 lbs, so maybe a size 14, she probably wanted to shoot herself. (This is sarcasm for all you DM readers out there).

So there you go, all you lardy gutbuckets still struggling to shift the weight a year after the blessed event. All you lazy tossers needed was a personal trainer and you too could have been out of your size 14 "tents" by now.

Doesn't she look thrilled to be pregnant in that picture too...