How to spend more time on the internet than looking after your children

- Get a really big tv with lots of channels
- Be prepared to take the consequences later - 2 hours silence equates to roughly an hour of clearing up
- throw food at your children occasionally
- they don't notice when they watch the same thing on Cbeebies twice in one day (it's on a loop)
- Train them YOUNG, start with baby Einstein at about 5months old